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humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

aztec-dreams:

don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?

intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4